Friday, September 23, 2011

Job Description

"Hey, you, teach these guys History!"
"Ok... what kind of History?"
"Well, you know... Historical events."
"Would you like me to start at the beginning of time and move on up to present day?"
"Gee, I hadn't thought of that, but yeah that sounds like a good idea. You've got three days to develop a lesson plan, 'cause we've already posted your class schedule and they're all full."

Replace 'History' with 'Cooking.' That's my new job.

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